A 2016 Calavera to Canadians, especially Vancouverites! (Read here a previous one)
The glamorous skinny lady
is back again,
wearing yoga leggings
she is ready to make some friends.
She is quite impressed
with our fashionable leaders,
specially the hair style
of our cool Prime Minister
This season however,
she said to herself
I better stay longer,
if I want to take a few Vancouverites away.
So our lady in black
visited some neighbourhoods,
she decided to put an offer
despite the hipster neighbours.
But La Catrina was born in Mexico
which makes her a foreign buyer
She claimed to be universal
but the real state lady didn’t buy it.
Unable to afford a house
now La Catrina is empty handed
because the real state lady demanded
over a million dollars in fees and taxes.
Sadden by her options
La Catrina headed back to Mexico
where nobody is uncompassionate
about the real state market!